The tao of Don

In what he claims may truly be his final season, Warriors savior Don Nelson is again rallying his ragtag lineup and underdog mentality to try to steal his first NBA championship. Well, screw the title. Or win it. It doesn’t really matter. As contributing writer Jaimal Yogis discovered while trailing Nelson this spring, the coach’s unpredictable ways, not his wins, are what fans pay $10,000 per season ticket to savor.

By Jaimal Yogis

February 20, 2008, 28 games to go: Just minutes after his Golden State Warriors upset the NBA-champions-to-be Boston Celtics, celebra­tory screams still seem to echo through the arena as head coach Don Nelson tiredly sits his 6-foot, 6-inch frame behind a cluster of micro­phones. While some coaches clam up around cameras, the craggy Nelson, though no longer allowed to bring his ceremonial beer into press chats, fields questions more like he’s tending bar than being filmed by ESPN. He teases his beat reporters like they’re the house regulars and feeds the rest of us cryptic responses—“Oh, that’s for you guys to figure out”—that let us know we’re covering a coach who no longer feels he has anything to prove.

Even with the cocktail-hour attitude, what you don’t see from Nelson after this momentous win is a hint of boastfulness. In fact, you really don’t even hear much confidence that his wild and speedy Warriors, who are fighting to make the play-offs in the most competitive conference in league history, could ever pull off such a feat again.

“We got the ball where we wanted—most of the time,” he tells reporters, Swedish blue eyes sparkling behind eyelids that always seem to be in semi-slumber, hands “as big as television sets” (in the words of Chronicle sports columnist Bruce Jenkins) arrayed in front of him. “It was really a good game, I suppose, to be in. We had to play well over our heads to win it.”

This low-key response surprises no one in the room. Nelson, whom most people call Nellie, is famous among basketball fans and his friends for many things: his beer gut, his hotheaded courtside manner, his charming honesty with his players and the public, the outrageous pace at which his teams run and shoot, Merry Trickster inventions like the Hack-a-Shaq (bear-hugging a terrible free-throw shooter wherever he is on the court to force him to shoot fouls), his outsize ego and tragically Shakespearean clashes with stars (Chris Webber, Patrick Ewing) and owners (Mark Cuban), his attraction to discarded players, and his love of cold, hard cash. But at age 68, after almost three decades as an NBA coach, Nelson has let his edges soften. What’s left in sharp relief is the distinctive way he always thinks about his teams, his players, and himself: We ain’t that great. But if we all overachieve, well, you never know.

Nelson may paint himself as an underdog, but few NBA coaches have ever achieved more. For those who are counting, he has the second most coaching wins in league history. He is a force within the league who has mentored other great coaches and rewritten the rule book. By the time of the win over the Celtics, he has already pulled his fourth rabbit out of his hat, taking yet another franchise—the Milwaukee Bucks in the late 1970s, the Warriors in the late 1980s, the Dallas Mavericks in the late 1990s, and now the home team once again—from cellar dweller to outrageously entertaining and owner-enriching winner. All these teams, if not championship material, have packed enough featherweight dance in their step

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