A Bic Licks a Lock

It’s not an urban legend: your $1,500 Trek might really have been a goner if a serious cyclist hadn't broadcast the flaw in our most trusted locks.

Joe Mullin

On the evening of September 12, 2004, in a flat located in a Mission district alley, America's best bike locks began a public slide toward becoming U-shaped paperweights.Five months later, many Bay Area bikes languish in storage indefinitely while their owners wait for a more secure solution. Business 2.0 named the fiasco the year's dumbest moment in business. It's hard to find any bike owners who are unaffected, as a product cyclists relied on for years has spiraled from indispensable to disposable.

It began when Chris Brennan, a 25-year-old computer security consultant, went home to lay to rest a preposterous suggestion he'd just heard from an acquaintance at Dolores Park—that his Kryptonite Evolution 2000 U-lock, thought to be one of the most secure on the market, could be jimmied open with a Bic pen.

The skeptical gearhead removed the pen's ink cartridge and jammed the tube-shaped plastic barrel into the similarly shaped lock. After just a few seconds of fiddling, his $50 lock opened. "It was like turning the key," says Brennan.

The ticked-off consumer immediately shot off an email to every address he could find on the Kryptonite website. And then, wanting to let his fellow cyclists know about the flaw, he posted a warning on BikeForums.net, a popular Internet cycling site.

Within two days, Brennan's announcement inspired several short digital films illustrating techniques for pen-picking locks. On September 17, the New York Times announced that "The Pen Is Mightier Than the Lock" and ran the story with a series of photos demonstrating how to pick a Kryptonite U-lock using a pen. Brennan's story ran in the Chronicle two days later.

Fortune magazine estimates that 1.8 million people had read the post by September 19, guided there by blogs and email lists. Brennan was contacted by dozens of national media outlets, and Kryptonite, the most relied-upon maker of tubular-keyed locks, was buried under a deluge of complaints. On September 22, the company announced an exchange program that parent company Ingersoll-Rand estimates will cost $10 million; the program is progressing so slowly that many bike owners are just buying new locks. In the meantime, Kryptonite is trying to get a new product out to its customers, while some are saying the company should have known about the product's shortcomings—or, in fact, did.

Who exactly did know about the vul­nerability is up for debate. Some circumstantial evidence indicates that bike thieves were already employing the method. In the months leading up to the Bic trick's moment in the spotlight, there was a 40 percent increase in the number of bikes reported stolen to SFPD compared with the year before—462 between June and September in 2004, compared with 329 for those months in 2003. No one can say for sure that the spike was caused by pen-pickers, but on September 11, the day before Brennan's post, UC Berkeley graduate student Caterina Nerney's $1,400 Jamis road bike was stolen from a bike cage attached to UC Berkeley's Life

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