The believer behind bars

A time traveler from the incorrigible '60s, the brilliant criminal defense lawyer Tony Serra has been conducting his antiauthority career as if nothing has changed in the last 40 years. With Serra stuck in prison, BURR SNIDER assesses the legal legend's stubborn (but principled) resistance to convention and wonders: is Serra an anachronism or is his mistrust of government power more relevant than ever?

Burr Snider

Visiting day at the Lompoc federal prison satellite camp, just up the coast from Santa Barbara, a midsummer Saturday so oppressive you can see the heat rising in jellied waves off the surrounding farmlands. The parking lot is full, a smattering of Mercedes and Lexuses giving evidence that many of the criminals housed here are of the nonviolent, white-collar variety. In the shade of a eucalyptus grove, children dart about as inmates and their visitors enjoy a few hours of relaxed intimacy under the watchful eyes of the guards. In the near distance loom the forbidding walls of the penitentiary proper, a constant reminder that these minimum-security prisoners have a pretty sweet deal, all things considered.

I’m here to see one of the camp’s most prominent cons, the famed Bay Area criminal defense attorney J. Tony Serra. Eight weeks into a 10-month sentence on an income tax conviction, Serra has thus far discouraged his family and numerous friends from making the long drive south, so other than one of his sons, Chime, who dropped by unexpectedly a few weeks ago, I am only his second visitor.

As he leads the way to a table under the trees, Serra tugs on the baggy waistband of his prison-issue green trousers. “Down 20 pounds already,” he grins proudly, his gold tooth flashing in the sun. “Not bad, huh? Or do I look too gaunt? When I get out, everyone will think these people have been starving me down here.”

Not likely. The truth is Tony Serra looks terrific, his brimming bonhomie diminished not a whit by the regimented demands of incarceration. After 70-plus years (he won’t say exactly), his powerful ex-jock body is noticeably stooped, and he moves slowly due to two hip replacement surgeries; but despite being one of the oldest inmates here, he exudes enough animal energy to power this whole complex. Before he came in he was constantly reassuring people that a prison stretch would be a breeze for him, and he clearly seems to be taking confinement in stride.

He tells me he’s settled into a comfortable, if dull, routine that provides regular exercise and allows him time to read, write, and reflect. He goes to bed early, sleeps well in spite of the nonstop cacophony in his 150-bed open dormitory, and rises refreshed. It’s quite a contrast to his driven existence on the outside as a workaholic radical defense lawyer who specializes in high-profile murder trials. His prison job, which takes about four hours a day and pays him $19.20 a month, is watering the grounds. It’s perfect, he says, because it allows him to roam all over the camp, moving sprinklers and hosing down the lawns and shrubbery.

“After I was here a couple of weeks, one of the staff guys offered me a job as a clerk, but I turned him down,” he says, leaning close to keep our conversation private. “It was kind of delicate because he thought he was doing me a favor, but I didn’t want to be someone’s flunky, and I wanted to be outside. Doing the watering, I’m on my own as long as I get the job done. Which means, you know, I get to space out

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